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Hasna Manna Hai.. :D
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Hasna Manna Hai.. :D
Aik lerka tha us ki age 23 years hui tou uski shadi hogai.
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hahah kahin apni kahani tu nahi suna di
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so Sad Bohat Bura Howa us Ke Sath Tou
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bechara bohat pashtaya ho ga
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sardar ka ghar chor aagya sardar na dekha to chor bahga sardar bahgta bahgta chor sa aagy nikal gaya aur kaha ek ta chori utto saday naal racean
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haha! Gud yara..
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Aik tiger chars ka cig.. bhar raha hota hai tou samney sey aik chuha ata hai kehta hai chor do yaar jungle itna khubsoorat hai yeh tmhaarii zindagi tabah kerdeyga tiger chor k chuhey k saath bhaagna shuru ho jata hai...
Agey haathi ata hai ussey b chuha yehi kehta hai haathi b chuhey k saath jo jata hai...
Agey Aik sher ata hai usko jub chuha yeh kehta hai tou sher cig side mey rakh k do char thappar marta hai chuhey ko..
Tiger or hathi kehtey hain yaar yeh teri zindagi bacha raha tha or tu issey mar raha hai...
SHER BOLA YEH HARAM KHOR KAL B SHARAAB K NASHEY MEY MUJY 3 GHANTEY JUNGLE GHOOMATA RAHA HAI...
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Aik tiger chars ka cig.. bhar raha hota hai tou samney sey aik chuha ata hai kehta hai chor do yaar jungle itna khubsoorat hai yeh tmhaarii zindagi tabah kerdeyga tiger chor k chuhey k saath bhaagna shuru ho jata hai...
Agey haathi ata hai ussey b chuha yehi kehta hai haathi b chuhey k saath jo jata hai...
Agey Aik sher ata hai usko jub chuha yeh kehta hai tou sher cig side mey rakh k do char thappar marta hai chuhey ko..
Tiger or hathi kehtey hain yaar yeh teri zindagi bacha raha tha or tu issey mar raha hai...
SHER BOLA YEH HARAM KHOR KAL B SHARAAB K NASHEY MEY MUJY 3 GHANTEY JUNGLE GHOOMATA RAHA HAI...
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hahahahahahaha good
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AHoO...
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Aik admi doctor k paas geya or poocha ghr jaaker chekup k kitney paisey loo gey doctor: 300rps
admi ney bola chaloo dono dr. ki motorbike per baith ker uskey ghr gaye doctor kidhr hai mareez...
Admi yaar mareez koi nahi hai.. Taxi wala sala 500 mang raha tha aap 300 mey ley aye ..
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Aik admi doctor k paas geya or poocha ghr jaaker chekup k kitney paisey loo gey doctor: 300rps
admi ney bola chaloo dono dr. ki motorbike per baith ker uskey ghr gaye doctor kidhr hai mareez...
Admi yaar mareez koi nahi hai.. Taxi wala sala 500 mang raha tha aap 300 mey ley aye ..
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hahahahaha bohat acha
mareez: dr sahab mujhe bhol jane ki bemari ha
dr: app ko yah bemari kab sa ha?
mareez:keri bemari............
mareez: dr sahab mujhe bhol jane ki bemari ha
dr: app ko yah bemari kab sa ha?
mareez:keri bemari............
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sardar:jab mare bachy hon gy to 1 ko karachi or 1ko lahore chorh aunga
pathan:wo q
sardar:kal TV pr bata rahe thyk bachon ma waqfa zarori ha
pathan:wo q
sardar:kal TV pr bata rahe thyk bachon ma waqfa zarori ha
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Mäa bachy ko parhaty huey us k baap se pochti hai
Sunty ho! I am beautiful, yeh konsa tense hai?
Shohar: Obviously Päst tense.,
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1 bacha train sa khel raha tha aur kah raha tha
jis kutty ko chrhna ha chrh jay jis kameene ko autarna ha autar jay
yah dakh kar aus ka baap na aus sa trin la li aur kaha beta gali nahe nikalte
kush dare bad jab dahka ka bacha chup ho gaya ha aus na trin wapis da di
bacha phir sa khelne laga aur kahne laga
is kutty ko chrhna ha chrh jay jis kameene ko autarna ha autar jay
train pahle he ak begarat ki waja sa late ha
jis kutty ko chrhna ha chrh jay jis kameene ko autarna ha autar jay
yah dakh kar aus ka baap na aus sa trin la li aur kaha beta gali nahe nikalte
kush dare bad jab dahka ka bacha chup ho gaya ha aus na trin wapis da di
bacha phir sa khelne laga aur kahne laga
is kutty ko chrhna ha chrh jay jis kameene ko autarna ha autar jay
train pahle he ak begarat ki waja sa late ha
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a sardar went to museum
thare he broke a ststue....
officer:u have broken a 5000year old statue!!!!!!!
sardar:SHUKAR EY..! main samjya ka nawan seeeeeeeeeeee
thare he broke a ststue....
officer:u have broken a 5000year old statue!!!!!!!
sardar:SHUKAR EY..! main samjya ka nawan seeeeeeeeeeee
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hahaha!
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Sardar kehta aaj merey parosioo ka bacha gum geya tou meyny unko mashwara diya tou mjy unhoo ney bht mara>>?
Lerka ney poocha kiya mashwara diya tha>??
Sardar : Meyny UNKOO KAHA GOOGLE TEY SEARCH MAROO..
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Sardar kehta aaj merey parosioo ka bacha gum geya tou meyny unko mashwara diya tou mjy unhoo ney bht mara>>?
Lerka ney poocha kiya mashwara diya tha>??
Sardar : Meyny UNKOO KAHA GOOGLE TEY SEARCH MAROO..
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heheheheh
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sher arz kia ha ..
Manzil per pohanchne ki talab jin ko hoti ha "Faraz" ..
Raste me khare ho kr wo poondi nai krte
sher arz kia ha ..
Manzil per pohanchne ki talab jin ko hoti ha "Faraz" ..
Raste me khare ho kr wo poondi nai krte
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hahahahaha wah mere bhai wah khosh kiya hai.. la lo litar :lolz:
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baap bate sa agr is baar tum fail hoy to mujhe apna baap na kahna
next day baap: kaya bana natejay ka
beta:bus mushtaq bahi kush na pochen
next day baap: kaya bana natejay ka
beta:bus mushtaq bahi kush na pochen
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molvi sahab: mundy da naam ki ay
dulha: mehmood urf mooda
molvi: mooda meem naal hunda ay na?
dulha gusse sa: nai tawadi pein nasreen nal hunda e
dulha: mehmood urf mooda
molvi: mooda meem naal hunda ay na?
dulha gusse sa: nai tawadi pein nasreen nal hunda e
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1pathan bus me ja raha tha samne bethi aurat
apne bachy ko baar baar bol rahe the jaldi ya biscuit khalo warna ma un uncle
ko da dun ge
pathan tang aa kar bola:oo khala jaldi faisla karo hum 4stop aagy agaya ha
apne bachy ko baar baar bol rahe the jaldi ya biscuit khalo warna ma un uncle
ko da dun ge
pathan tang aa kar bola:oo khala jaldi faisla karo hum 4stop aagy agaya ha