by 1st pagal: yah kuttey shadi keu nahe karte
2nd pagal:keu k woh pahle he kuttey hote han
2nd pagal:keu k woh pahle he kuttey hote han
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Smart_Idiot
..::adnan::.
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Hasna Manna Hai.. :D
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aik or shair arz kia ha ..
irshaaaaaaaaddddd ..
yeh zalzley yun hi nai aatey faraZ ..
zarur kahin pashto dance horaha hoga
irshaaaaaaaaddddd ..
yeh zalzley yun hi nai aatey faraZ ..
zarur kahin pashto dance horaha hoga
Asim- Dark FelloW
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hahahahahah
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..::adnan::. wrote:1st pagal: yah kuttey shadi keu nahe karte
2nd pagal:keu k woh pahle he kuttey hote han
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Abbasi wrote:aik or shair arz kia ha ..
irshaaaaaaaaddddd ..
yeh zalzley yun hi nai aatey faraZ ..
zarur kahin pashto dance horaha hoga
bohut khoob
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Kitne gharoor me hain wo hum ko chor kar faraZ ..
shayad unhain maloom nai mere pass "Larkion" k nmbrX or b hain 
shayad unhain maloom nai mere pass "Larkion" k nmbrX or b hain
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lovely sharing thnx all
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Father: tumne univ k 4 saal me sub se mushkil kam kon sa seeckha?
Asim: Tez hawaoOn me 1 teeli se 2 cigrete jalana
Asim: Tez hawaoOn me 1 teeli se 2 cigrete jalana
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Pathan English k paper me fail hogaya due to this translation ..
Q: Main Aam aadmi hoon
A: i m a mango man
Q: Mujey English aati ha.
A: English comes to me.
Q: sarak pe goliyan chul rai hain.
A: Tablets are walking on roads.
Q: Main Aam aadmi hoon
A: i m a mango man
Q: Mujey English aati ha.
A: English comes to me.
Q: sarak pe goliyan chul rai hain.
A: Tablets are walking on roads.
Its Me...- Sweet Member
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haha! aallaaa ji.
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Wife : tum mjy maar ker mera sub kch harap kerna chahtey hoo..
Husband : Chal hat bari aye "BENAZEER" ...
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Wife : tum mjy maar ker mera sub kch harap kerna chahtey hoo..
Husband : Chal hat bari aye "BENAZEER" ...
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lolz...bohat khoob
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Lagaan Pakistani version.. :
climax scene: 1 Ball 24 runs needed bowler bowls SHAN hits Ball split into 4 pieces
all pieces go for 6's PAK WINS..
climax scene: 1 Ball 24 runs needed bowler bowls SHAN hits Ball split into 4 pieces
all pieces go for 6's PAK WINS..
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lolz...............hahaha yahi hosakta hai paki version main thnx for sharing such a funny joke
Its Me...- Sweet Member
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ahan..
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Girl : yeh jo samney lrka beytha hai iska name kiya hai>?
Waiter : yeh " Bilal " saheb hain..
girl : yeh aik ghntey sey mjy pareshaan ker rahey hain.
waiter : lykin woh tou apki taraf dekh b nahi rahye
girl : yehi tou pareyshani hai..
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Girl : yeh jo samney lrka beytha hai iska name kiya hai>?
Waiter : yeh " Bilal " saheb hain..
girl : yeh aik ghntey sey mjy pareshaan ker rahey hain.
waiter : lykin woh tou apki taraf dekh b nahi rahye
girl : yehi tou pareyshani hai..
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Blind:abu bacha ziada inteligent hota h k baAp?
father:baAp
blind:abu pakistan kis ne banaya?
father:quid_e_azam ne
blind: us k baAp ne q nh banaya?
father:baAp
blind:abu pakistan kis ne banaya?
father:quid_e_azam ne
blind: us k baAp ne q nh banaya?
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haha!
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Police : tmney company k manager ka haath kiu jalaya>?
boy : sir , insey nokri mangney aya tha kehtey hain pehley mera haath GAram karo..
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Police : tmney company k manager ka haath kiu jalaya>?
boy : sir , insey nokri mangney aya tha kehtey hain pehley mera haath GAram karo..